Special Containment Procedures
UPC (UnhackablePortunusCerberus) is an insuperable object of unknown origin. With an affinity to any other object capable of magnetic response and/or interaction, UPC secures, contains and protects.
UPC-1337 resembles an electronic keypad with fully functional buttons and an always on red led and an always off green led.
UPC-1337 can be used to securely contain or protect items with magnetically responsive surfaces. If said object or item does not contain a magnetically responsive surface, one can be easily attached using hotglue and a sheet of metal. This also includes living creatures and/or moving objects.
UPC-1337 does not grant access to said object, item, creature or [censored] after being attached. Any attempts to break the access code by brute force number guessing have been unsuccessful. Dr. [censored] believes the access code to be no less than a minimum of four digits and no more than a maximum of [censored] digits. UPC-1337 will be kept at Metalab Vienna until further notice.